THAT'S A REAL QUICK NO
Moira's Nudes is the 22nd episode of Schitt$ Creek. Moira admits to her family that nude photos of her exist. She pleads with her son, David, help her remove the photos, since she is not technologically advanced.
Moira: "Darling, I'm afraid you and I have arrived at an awkward moment in our parent/child relationship."
David: "I'd argue that moment happens daily."
Moira: "It seems that there are some nude photographs of me on the Internet And I would like you to search for them."
David: "That's a real quick no. Um, you can ask literally anyone else."
THAT'S A REAL QUICK NO is a nod to David and all of the black and white clothing he wears on the show.
Please allow 7 - 14 days for processing as this is a dyed-to-order colorway.
YARN BASE INFORMATION:
MOHAIR (Lace) 1-ply:
~~ 72% Kid Mohair/28% Silk
SERAMA SOCK (fingering)
SERAMA BAMBOO (fingering)
80% Superwash Merino / 20% Bamboo
436yd / 100 g / 4-ply
245 yd / 115g / 3-ply
RHODE ISLAND RED (worsted)
200yd / 115g / 5-ply
85% Merino / 15% Tussah Silk
170yd / 115g / 2-ply
170yd / 115g / 3-ply
For best results, hand-knit items should be hand washed in tepid water and laid flat to dry. Superwash yarn CAN be washed in the machine on a gentle cycle (but not advised), then laid flat to dry. It is recommended to wash your skein before use. This will ensure any extra color will be rinsed out and prevent "bleeding".
Yarn dyeing is done at home in my back room and air-dried by God. We are a non-smoking home with a cat that roams around our back room and yard. He is afraid of the dyeing equipment and special care is taken so that he does not get onto the yarn - he's too old and arthritic to jump up on the table anyway.
Due to the nature of hand dyed yarns being unique, the skein you receive may vary slightly from the photo shown. If you have questions about the skein, please contact me and I will answer any questions you may have.