THIS WINE IS AWFUL. GET ME ANOTHER GLASS.
Moira's "normal" wigs can be seen in this colorway. The Jocelyn, the long-haired wig she wore during Asbestos Fest, the 80s vertical hair wig, the mullet, the flat-in-front-spikey-in-back wigs, as well as the dark-underneath-while-highlighted-on-top.
Moira has been asked to do a commercial for the local winery and has a bit too much to drink. She's flubbed her lines repeatedly and is taking a break in her trailer while Johnny, her husband, is trying to give her the courage to go back out there and finish the commercial. Moira exclaims, "THIS WINE IS AWFUL. GET ME ANOTHER GLASS."
Please allow 7 - 14 days for processing as this is a dyed-to-order colorway.
YARN BASE INFORMATION:
MOHAIR (Lace) 1-ply:
~~ 72% Kid Mohair/28% Silk
SERAMA SOCK (fingering)
SERAMA BAMBOO (fingering)
80% Superwash Merino / 20% Bamboo
436yd / 100 g / 4-ply
245 yd / 115g / 3-ply
RHODE ISLAND RED (worsted)
200yd / 115g / 5-ply
85% Merino / 15% Tussah Silk
170yd / 115g / 2-ply
170yd / 115g / 3-ply
For best results, hand-knit items should be hand washed in tepid water and laid flat to dry. Superwash yarn CAN be washed in the machine on a gentle cycle (but not advised), then laid flat to dry. It is recommended to wash your skein before use. This will ensure any extra color will be rinsed out and prevent "bleeding".
Yarn dyeing is done at home in my back room and air-dried by God. We are a non-smoking home with a cat that roams around our back room and yard. He is afraid of the dyeing equipment and special care is taken so that he does not get onto the yarn - he's too old and arthritic to jump up on the table anyway.
Due to the nature of hand dyed yarns being unique, the skein you receive may vary slightly from the photo shown. If you have questions about the skein, please contact me and I will answer any questions you may have.