THE STUPIDEST MAN IN ALL EXISTENCE

$30.00

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Sometimes the rude words of others pop out at me as this insult on the internet did several months ago.  How would one know if someone was "THE STUPIDEST MAN IN ALL EXISTENCE"?   What criteria was used?  How does one verify this criteria based on the single interaction of another via social media?

Our family finds insults and name-calling demeaning and low-conscious behavior.  We believe we are here to uplift, enlighten, and edify others, not put them down with words or actions.  We choose to laugh these kinds of terrible words off because, really, they're just the words and opinions of strangers and don't really matter.  

Join me in rebuking the insults and instead lifting others with our words and deeds.  $5 from each skein sold will be donated to The House which provides homeless youth on the Western Slope with housing, care, transitional living, resources, and support.  

 

Please allow 7 - 14 days for processing as this is a dyed-to-order colorway.

Thank you.  


YARN BASE INFORMATION:

YARN BASE INFORMATION:

MOHAIR (Lace) 1-ply:
~~ 72% Kid Mohair/28% Silk
50g/459yd

SERAMA FINGERING  (fingering)
     Grown, processed, and dyed in the USA.
100% Merino wool
430 yd / 115 g / 4-ply

SERAMA SUPERWASH  (fingering)
     Grown, processed, and dyed in the USA.
100% Superwash Merino wool
430 yd / 115 g / 2-ply

SERAMA SOCK
 (fingering)
     Grown, processed, and dyed in the USA.
80% Superwash Merino wool / 20% Nylon
430 yd / 115 g / 4-ply


SERAMA BAMBOO 
(fingering) 
80% Superwash Merino / 20% Bamboo
436yd / 100 g / 4-ply

BANTAM (fingering)
92% Superwash Merino / 8% Lurex (SHINY!)
380yd / 100g / 4-ply

AMERICAUNA (dk)
     Grown, processed, and dyed in the USA.
100% Superwash Merino

245 yd / 115g / 3-ply

DK SOCK (dk)
75% Superwash Merino  25% Nylon  
245yd / 100 g / 4-ply

DK SPARKLE (dk)
75% Merino / 20% Nylon  / 5% Stellina
231yd / 100 g / 4-ply

DK SPARKLE SILK (dk)
75% Merino  20% Silk  5% Stellina
231yd / 100 g / 4-ply

WYANDOTTE MCN (aran)
80% Superwash Merino / 10% Cashmere / 10% Nylon
181yd / 100g / 3-ply

RHODE ISLAND RED 
(worsted)
      Grown, processed, and dyed in the USA.
100% Superwash Rambouillet

200yd / 115g / 5-ply

SILKIE (worsted)
85% Merino / 15% Tussah Silk
170yd / 115g / 2-ply

LEGHORN (bulky)
100% Superwash Merino

170yd / 115g / 3-ply


Washing instructions:

For best results, hand-knit items should be hand washed in tepid water and laid flat to dry. Superwash yarn CAN be washed in the machine on a gentle cycle (but not advised), then laid flat to dry.  It is recommended to wash your skein before use.  This will ensure any extra color will be rinsed out and prevent "bleeding".

Yarn dyeing is done at home in my back room and air-dried by God. We are a non-smoking home with a cat that roams around our back room and yard. He is afraid of the dyeing equipment and special care is taken so that he does not get onto the yarn - he's too old and arthritic to jump up on the table anyway.

Due to the nature of hand dyed yarns being unique, the skein you receive may vary slightly from the photo shown. If you have questions about the skein, please contact me and I will answer any questions you may have